Post any classic troll comments here!

Definition of a troll: Someone who gets pleasure by typing annoying/controversial /offensive words at strangers on internet forums, for them to read.

-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.

Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*

moomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoo mOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cows. i like cows. VEGAS THANKYA!THANKYA!BUTTERFINGER! MOO! MOO! !HOLY! !HOLY! !COW! !COW!

Wait, no that's already been done.

Let's see...

Gwahahahahahahah, you're all idiots. F*ck.

That's the kind of thing I said on MN, anyway.

lol lol lol mister badger naughty naughty no f*cking swearing

FEED ME! FEED ME NOW! blubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblubblub

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oooOOOoooh! MEOW! GIVE ME A SMALL YELLOW RODENT CALLED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB! you're all normal and kanzasing. SOITPUTIC! ECCELESIASTICAL! MOP MOP MOPPY MOOOOOOP! REALLY? WHO IS the MUSHROOM? JoIn My HoRdE. Or ElSe! YAAAAAAAART!

by BADGERY THING

Minnesota is cr*p!

Death to Sparber!

Right on, cyb'.

gigadigigadigigadigoooooooooooooooo

!sdrawkcab gniklat ma I toow tooW

wonk I

LiQuoer IS GOOd for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids!™!

?won sdrawkcab gniklat pots I dluohS

SUPER-EPIC-SKY-MAN!!!!!!!!!!

.ma llits I- t'ndluohs uoy, xineohp, on dnA

" !!!!!!!!!!NAM-YKS -CIPE-REPUS" naem uoY

TEE EOK? MWAKANOESE!!!!

"Give us that, Déagol, my love."
"Why?"
"Because, it's my birthday... and I wants it."

.olleH

Admin: Where's my ban stick?
Troll: You're sitting on it.
song: Shi- ites roasting... on an open fire...
God told me to hate you.
Ja! Ja Hansel! Smeck mein voetze!
On a jewish forum: What's the difference between jews and cookies? Cookies don't scream when you put them in the oven...

A poem:

Sicksicksick

You drive me up a wall, so I'm saying f*** you all
and in the realm of fantasy I'll have myself a ball
you think that you can scare me? You're just a little prick
I'll f*** you in the a** with wasabi on my d***
you wanna be a movie star on rotten dot com?
I'll watch them put you in the ground then knock up your mom
I'm an artsy kind of guy, like Jeffrey Dahmer was
put you in the woodchipper watch it sh** out sausages
I'm lookin' pretty good, like an evil psycho should
I'll hang your manhood in my car like a rabbit's foot.
I need to go to church, let's do it for the thrills
deflower virgin Mary with a craftsman power drill
and Jesus for good measure, you know he likes it there
let's guzzle down the holy wine and strip the altar bare
I need a christmas ham, so I'll wear a little wig
hold up a Texaco, push the button, roast the pig
you wanna see your future, you wanna see a trick?
What the Hell is wrong with me? you make me sicksicksick

In a feminist chatroom: "C*nt"
In a christan chat room: "Being gay is natural-- my dogs do it all the time!"
Or: "Jesus touched me. He told me not to tell anyone."

Hmm... you write that yourself? I'm impressed - it's nearly iambic.

In one of those business forums: "My business: trolling.
Projected profits: comment 1 - 5 flares;
comment 2 - 20 flares.
comment 3 - closed page.
Much previous success and good knowledge of market, namely you lot. From now on, frequent this forum for all your annoyance needs."

Hello.

You guys missed:

TLDR

What the hell bitchez?
really?